dan castellano

rare unknown being that has a humongous nose

who the fuck is dan castellano

by nickvee613 April 6, 2017

cattlelate

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.

"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"

by Can Not March 15, 2005

Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.

"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*

by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011

castelles

the best dance/drill team to ever hit the planet that resides at Del Norte HS in Albuquerque New Mexico.

You're dance/drill style with never look like one of the castelles.

by BEKKASH August 30, 2006

Castelluccio

Pussy Destroyer

He's definitely a castelluccio

by Low key May 15, 2017

Catella Minor

(latin) meaning "smol pup"
Biological evolutionary branch reffering to a stage of existance where something is considered cute and adorable. Often used to describe baby animals, it can also be applied to objects and humans.

"What a cute little puppy! What race is it?"
"I believe it's called Catella Minor"

by ToldYaIllMakeItAThing February 22, 2020

Valerie Castellano

She's very beautiful. She comes from Texas and deserves all the love.
Oh god I love her already!!

"My heart is pounding for her, she is Valerie Castellano!"

by bad flirt😍 September 27, 2021