My Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder is a bear; just seeing someone using a drinking straw can send me into sudden paroxysms of fear.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
by whimzzical June 4, 2010
doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"
by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003
When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
by Zaschiana April 27, 2023
The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
by muncherdave May 15, 2023