Catdick

When someone pretends that they have a huge dick (girth and/or length), but it's actually someone else's dick picture ie. you've been catfished, but through a dick pic.

Friend one "From the pic I thought it was going to be an extra limb, but it was actually a micropenis."

Friend two "You've been catdicked!"

by illcompareyourmeercat May 14, 2021

candiced

when you fuck a girl up the ass then make her suck you off.

I candiced that hoe last night.

by mannydaddy November 26, 2007

catdick

A condition of the genitals wherein the wang swells up to ginormous proportions and becomes bright red. This condition is very painful and is usually brought on by extensive wanking. Named for the act of mating in domestic felines.

Boro has catdick.

by acvw March 17, 2004

cadicted

its alot like addicted, only from the mouth of a very wise 6 year old, who loves to use big words, but known not what they mean nor how to REALLY say them.

she is cadicted potatoes.

by just me right here January 26, 2011

Cattacked

When your cat attacks you for no goddamn reason and ends up biting/scratching/and or drawing blood

Person 1: Fuck dude, what happened to your arm?
Person 2: I got cattacked.

by yeet420blazeit November 27, 2016

Catdicking

A person that uses an image of a penis that is not their own to lure or impress another person.

As soon as Larry removed his boxers, Kate knew he had been catdicking her on twitter.

by Sometimes Prickly April 19, 2019

catdickfish

The action of luring someone into a situationship/relationship by making one believe said person has a 3rd leg.

Ima need a dick pic before we link cause you might try to catdickfish me.

by Theonlyskyy November 25, 2024