Open Casket

The term for when you take a huge dump, preferably one log, throw the tissue in the trash for optimal visibility, and then put the toilet seat up and leave it for the next person to discover.

"I left a Open Casket at work." " I have the perfect dump for an open casket!"

by TenFold January 11, 2010

Caskett

Caskett is the most PERFECT couples ever
Katherine Houghton Beckett and Richard Castle in Castle are the definition of perfection!

Oh my god Caskett are the most perfect thing ok earth

4x23 IS THE BEST EPISODE EVER CASKETT OFFICIALLY STARTED DATING ANSKKSKAKAKAM

by I’m my veins December 6, 2018

Snatch Casket

A desireable vehicle. So desirable infact that It allows its driver to have sexual relations with only the finest women.

Man, Dirty must be murderin' the pussy rollin' in that snatch casket.

by PlanBiaBia May 9, 2016

Open Casket Material

A term many first heard from Moe Sizlack in the Simpsons, Episode S18E15, meaning to be at ones youngest or most beautiful period of life.

When Homer asks what an old man like Abe and a not so pretty girl like Selma are doing together, Moe Replies with "Eh, you ain't exactly open casket material yourself"

by Cbeth July 5, 2008

Quickie in a casket

Having a quick fuck with a recently deceased person while in their casket.

Savannah had gorilla grip coochie so
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.

by Sham shake April 22, 2020

Casket

A wallet.

It holds dead presidents. AKA money.

Dude: Bro, I gotta buy me a new casket.
Dude 2: How did you lose it this time?
Dude: I was buyin some girl a drink at the bar and it got stolen.

by SFB aka the hardcourt killa June 30, 2010

Dutch Casket

A group sex activity in which the subject is surrounded by males (typically 15 or more) who rest their scrotums all over the subject's body, effectively burying the subject in testicles.

"My whole world is balls," purred Greg as the baseball team embalmed him in a Dutch Casket.

by Delvis April 21, 2009