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Catshit Crazy

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.
by GPW September 13, 2011
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catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?
by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005
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Cashtrate

Cashtrate:To make someone financially impotent
Cashtrated(V):To become financially impotent

derived from the word castrate which means to make guy impotent by removing his testicles
yo dude my fooking dial up connection CASHTRATED me again
by [HT]FataL_ErroR March 18, 2005
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cashism

1. The origins of CASHISM are submerged in the wake of wrecked fortunes, reputations and lives scattered over three continents by the cunning vengefulness of the most notorious emcees of our times, the Viscount Malcolm Hobbledehoy Ischam-Cheekbroom. Forged on a never ending quest, lead solely by greed and the hunger for infinite wealth and power.

2. A belief, political in nature, that all things revolve around money and the never ending thirst for more.
Our government only wants to invade other countries to fulfill its desires of cashism.
by Benzito Jewsolini August 19, 2007
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Castitute

A Castitute is an IB student pimped by their CAS Manager to do anything which will get them CAS hours.
IB Student 1: "Hey I just signed up for the bake sale for CAS hours. I'll get 3 hours for this"

IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"
by dontpetthesheep February 28, 2009
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Johnny Cashing

The act of having a 'ring of fire' after an eventful night! Or after an extremely hot curry...
Oi mate, shouldn't of had that vindaloo last night! Been Johnny Cashing all day!
by Colonel delicious June 18, 2013
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snappin necks and cashin checks

A phrase used to signify that someone is taking charge and getting shit done! The term is well known for being used in the movie Step Brothers!
James Bond: "FunDawn, did you put laughing gas in the HVAC system?"
FunDawn: "Heck yeah, I am snappin necks and cashin checks, kitties!"
or
Boss: We are snappin necks and cashin checks today kitties!
Crew: Shit yeah Boss, killin it today!

By Scanman, January 17, 2023
by Rusty Scanman January 17, 2023
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