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The Catherine Poutine

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
by MTL11 November 3, 2014
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Casterboarding

Noun. To ride a casterboard. Casterboards are usually propelled by moving in a snakelike motion.
I was casterboarding for hours. It was a blast! WOO!
by HawiianPunch1 February 15, 2014
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Lead Cashier

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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Cashew Itch

The itchy ass you get after eating a moderate to large amount of Cashew nuts. The itching may be the next day, or the itch may lie dormant for several days, and then strike with enough ferocity to cause you to shove a chimney sweep up your ass.
"Why is Dan dragging his ass on the carpet?"

"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."
by Myriadpersonalities January 28, 2010
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Mary Catherine

A really cool girl. Sarcastic, pretty, and smart. She loves sports and is good at learning anything.

Never call her Mary. She will kill you. That is not her name. Her name is not hyphenated. It is Mary Catherine.

All around a cool, funny, pretty, badass girl.
Stupid: dude look it's Mary?

Smart: No that's Mary CATHERINE get it right.
by Book_crazy_04 July 2, 2018
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Catherine

The smartest, cutest, most unbelievable girl a guy could ever meet. One would be lucky to be in her presence. If she is reading this I hope this brings a smile to her face.
I am so lucky to have met Catherine
by benzboy186 May 16, 2013
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Cornbowl Casserole

A cornbowl casserole is like an Alabama hot pocket, but you eat nothing but whole corn (no chewing) for several days, then shit in a woman's snatch, then eat up. Alternatively, you can fack it, or both.
I thought about giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wanted something more exciting, so I went with a Cornbowl Casserole.
by ebghjebb September 16, 2016
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