Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

by Dean123 March 29, 2009

Cartoon Network

What used to be a funny TV network, but has lately been slipping. First off, the normal station has been losing very good shows like "Dexter's Lab" and "Courage the Cowardly Dog", (which can now only be found in Top 5) and replacing them with total and utter shit like "Squirrel Boy", "My Gym Partner is a Monkey", and "Camp Lazlo".
Secondly, the original "Cartoon Cartoon Friday's" we all know and love has also been replaced by a gay, fucked-up "Friday's" with Tommy and Zinga (who was replaced by Tara). This so-called "Friday's" has lately been trying to save itself by hiring popular rock bands such as Bowling For Soup and Cartel...and some not-so-popular bands such as Los Lonely Boys.
Toonami and Adult Swim are also slipping. The popular "Tenchi Muyo" series on Toonami was taken off the air a few years ago. I'm surprised they didn't take that Dragon Ball shit off instead. They also took off "Sailor Moon" and "Samurai Jack", both excellent productions. Adult Swim is adding "Robot Chicken" and overplaying reruns of "Family Guy".
I lost almost all respct for Cartoon Network once they came up with "Tickle U".

Cartoon Network used to be good, but now it's Shit.

by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING August 2, 2006

cartoon-cool

One who is laid back, personable, has good moral sense, but also a playful demeanor. Is easily liked by others but, hated by evil people.

Arthur has a cartoon-cool personality!

by iammetoo December 16, 2010

cartoon hero

A name describing the unintended laughingstock who is the 45th President of the United States.

This cartoon hero has blown smoke up the assess of hard working Americans for far too long.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

Cartoon Network

America's excuse for fucking up anime with editing. If Japanese kids can see Sailor Moon's tits everyday after school why can't we?

by master shake May 13, 2003

The Demented Cartoon Movie

A very funny internet cartoon involving stick figures that are always getting killed by different spontaneous misfortunes.

The Demented Cartoon Movie is about even less than Seinfeld.

by gold dust May 18, 2005

Cartoon Tagger

the people on facebook that insist on putting up a picture with tons of different superlatives on it and then tag each and everyone of their friends as one of the superlatives. These superlatives normally consist of some type of cartoon show to go with it. The cartoons are primarily characters out of South Park or Little Miss Sunshine.

OMG did you see? Becky is such cartoon tagger, she tagged me as "the Ginger"? MY HAIR IS CLEARLY STRAWBERRY BLONDE.

by tapthatasschuckbass March 2, 2009