artifact

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.

The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact

by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

Indian artifact

A discarded liquor bottle.

"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"

by McCooligan July 24, 2009

Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.

Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails

by Zorloc March 24, 2009

Fartifact

The medical term for trace amounts of feces that stain the seat of underwear.

Pateint: "Doc, I blew up the toilet twice today. And when I saw my drawls, they was full of skid marks. What's the technical name for that?"

Doctor: "Fartifact."

by big_daddy_brad March 8, 2011

Cartactics

The art of having bad tactics for starting a car.
Derived from england

when starting a car it goes rrrRRRRRROoOoOOoOoOoOMMMM

by Sam March 25, 2005

Cartaracts

The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.

Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.

by lormaak September 28, 2009

cartibart

a section in a library

i walked around a cartibart, looking for my favorite book about lions

by Diarrasaurus rex November 6, 2020