Carrot Top

1) A comedian with red hair.

2) An Orange T-Shirt
ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.

ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.
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Carrot Top

pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.
by Kengou October 10, 2003
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Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
by originalsinz69 March 07, 2010
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Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
by Ginger_Lover March 08, 2010
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A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks
Pam says she's in love with carrot top!
by dave November 26, 2003
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Carrot-Top

Shut Up You Carrot-Top
by Jeniee October 24, 2007
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Carrot Top

Slang; when marijuana has an excessive amount of red hairs growing on the buds. Such as Orange Kush.
"Damn, look at all those red hairs. This bud is straight carrot top."
by Trevor Morris August 19, 2007
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