A “doctor” who performs “massages,” and if one gets lucky, happy endings are a bonus.
Note: These specific types typically work out of a local gym’s office and will shit where they eat. Committed clients preferred.
Note: These specific types typically work out of a local gym’s office and will shit where they eat. Committed clients preferred.
Me: Hey can you recommend a good place to get my back fixed?
Buddy: No, but I know a place that can attempt to get your back blown. Just have your insurance code it as “chiropractic work.”
Disclaimer - Chiropractors are often a physically hideous sight; bring a paper bag.
Buddy: No, but I know a place that can attempt to get your back blown. Just have your insurance code it as “chiropractic work.”
Disclaimer - Chiropractors are often a physically hideous sight; bring a paper bag.
by fckwhorya May 1, 2022
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Chyropractic: A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.
Chyropractors are generally believed by trade unions to be highly underpaid, and have been pushing for a salary raise since the stock market crash of the 80s.
Chyropractic: A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.
Chyropractors are generally believed by trade unions to be highly underpaid, and have been pushing for a salary raise since the stock market crash of the 80s.
"I went to see the Chyropractor yesterday, its amazing the way Satan sucked my soul out also solved my back problem."
"I sold my soul to the devil, now everyone believes I'm God and the ache has gone from my shoulder"
"I sold my soul to the devil, now everyone believes I'm God and the ache has gone from my shoulder"
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As achingly-and-strainingly difficult as it was to move the massive blocks of stone to build the Pyramids, I would imagine that all of the local cairopractors would have had a brisk business during that period.
by QuacksO January 13, 2022
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by Arcxjo August 16, 2025
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I made the mistake of taking on two major home reconstruction projects simultaneously. I have been busier than Bovino's Chiropractor trying to get anything done.
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