carmelo 

carmelo is so annoying he is very short he don’t wanna fight me tho he scared of his friends he likes to act tough but he not

person 1: i wanna fight carmelo

person 2: yk he scared of u

carmelo by mee💗🤘🏽 June 9, 2022

Carmelo 

A gay ass mexican boy named Gordo who loves eating tacos and wee wees

Hey look at that new kid Carmelo you can just tell he had to jump a couple walls to get here he probably snuck in a pinata truck

Carmelo by Gabriel the cuck September 9, 2023

Carmelo 

Carmelo is a guy that is a god fearing man but also has a big meat and he’s a great guy and a drummer

Carmelo is a good guy

Carmelo by jehdbeishne February 10, 2024

Carmelo 

Carmelo have a big cock the size of a telephone pole that will destroy ur insides boy or girl

i cant come to work i cant walk after being with carmelo

Carmelo by slashergames July 26, 2024

carmelo

the sweetest, kindest, funniest, chilliest, pre-boyfriend ever. he always knows how to make me smile and always makes my day. he is the most mature boy in the grade and he doesn't make rude or inappropriate jokes. ilhsm. 🩷

Martina: he's not a very good boyfriend
Me: HE IS I PROMISEEE

carmelo means everything to me

carmelo by sophiagrey November 4, 2025

carmelo capocasale 

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.

"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

carmelo capocasale by Awkwardpotatopotato October 12, 2016

Carmelo Anthony 

Carmelo Anthony is a professional basketball player on the Denver Nuggets of the NBA. He was drafted with 3rd pick in the 2003 nba draft after winning a championship in Syracuse. He has had two signature shoes: the Nike Jordan Carmelo 1.5 and Air Jordan Carmelo 5.5. He LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are considered the bright future stars of the NBA.

Carmelo Anthony just scored 45 on the sixers.

Carmelo Anthony by Coryblount September 14, 2008