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dan carlier

Someone that doesnt need to bend over to suck a dick
Hey dan carlier come suck om this dock no nead to bend over as i am stood up and u are a little person
dan carlier by Wosisisjsjsj January 15, 2018
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An amazing friend whos absoloutley gorgeous. Usually a brunette, and they're rich.
Person 1 - I just made a new friend in maths, her names Carlie
Person 2 - Dude! Get her to buy you a boat!
carlie by yermawspen15 July 28, 2009
Someone who calls herself fat, but ironically compares herself to the bulemic, slutty, unhealthy bimbos she sees in high school--an action unhealthy in itself. Sexy orange hair the color of a warm, soothing campfire, grey eyes like the priciest, smoothest marble mixed with a diamond sparkle, extremely sweet to anyone and everyone, pretty well-known throughout the school, gamer, and an amazing friend. She also has amazing curves (especially up top), but that is the least important point (although a still great bonus). She is just sexy inside and out.

Nicknames: Elegance, perfection.

Rivals Stephen Hawking in intelligence, Aphrodite in beauty, Jesus Christ in kindness, and Gandhi in humility. Definitely the most real chic you will ever meet.
Holy hell, Carlie just walked by. I might blow a load in my pants.
Carlie by Picamon November 29, 2011
A peter puffer with smelly dick breath, has more stds then front teeth and sucks dick for skittles. JUST KIDDINGGGG! A fucking hot as hell breed of female that has track runner legs and a slender figure (which is sexy) blonde hair and tan skin that makes you think her dad fucked a lion along the way. also very hot. Is hilarious and the type of person you can stay on msn all night with having random convos about god knows what. Nice and approachable despite her being the fucking hottest person you know. once she gets older will be the reason guys openly beat it in gym class. Easy to talk to and makes friends with anyone, even a beaner with limited english named pablo
Me: dude... why cant that chick be a couple years older. im bout to nut that shit

Guy 2: WHO!?!?!?!?!

Me: ...Carlie
Carlie by iWatchPornnnn November 29, 2011

Carlie Phillips 

Co founder of "andys nan corp"
voice of an angel, body of a goddess
1st member of tizz wozz
pretend turk
dancing queen
Hey... theres Carlie Phillips
Hi Carlie
Hi Guys!
Carlie Phillips by CattMarlie January 14, 2008

Renesmee Carlie Cullen 

The Beautiful offspring of Edward Anthony Cullen and Isabella "Bella" Marie Swan (now Cullen too). She was concieved the day of Edward and Bella's honeymoon in "Breaking Dawn" the fourth book in the Twilight Series by the Goddess Stephenie Meyer. Renesmee or "Nessie" as nicknamed by Jacob Black has Edward's color hair, Charlie Swan's curls, Bella's human eyes (Chocolate brown). She has Edward's facial features and she is half human half vampire (on the count of Bella had her when she was still human). She will reach maturity at 7 years of age and then countinue to live without any physical change. She has a beating heart, strong skin like only a vampire could have, she has rosy cheeks like human Bella did and she has a "special vampire gift".
And then her body was suddenly still under my hands, though her breathing picked up roughly and her heart continued to thud. I realized the stillness meant that it was over. The internal beating was over. It must be out of her.
It was.
Edward whispered, "Renesmee"
So Bella'd been wrong. It wasn't a boy as she'd imagined. No big surprise there. What hadn't she been wrong about? I didn't look away from her red-spotted eyes, but i felt her hands lift weakly.
"Let me...," she croaked in a broken whisper."Give her to me"
I guess i would have known that he would always give her what she wanted, no matter how stupid her request might be. But i didn't dream he would listen to her now. So i didn't think to stop him.
Something warm touched my arm. That right there should have caught my attention. Nothing felt warm to me.
But i couldn't look away from Bella's face. She blinked and then stared, finally seeing something. She moaned out a strange, weak croon.
"Renes...mee. So...Beautiful."
And then she gasped-gasped in pain.
By the time i looked, it was too late. Eward had snatched the warm, bloody thing out of her limp arms. My eyes flickered across her skin. It was red with blood- the blood that had flowed from her mouth, the blood smeared all over the creature, and fresh blood welling out of a tiny double-cresent bite mark just over her left breast.
"No, Renesmee," Edward murmured, like he was teaching the monster manners.
I didn't look at him or it. I watched Bella as her eyes rolled back into her head.
With a last ga-lump, her heart faltered and went silent.


Renesmee Carlie Cullen's Birth from Jacob Black's Perspective. (Breaking Dawn, Pages 352-353)