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the baddest and most freaky girl you could ever meet in your life she’s the type to be so innocent in public but behind closed doors she’s wild af
Dirty Carissa - ima do you up in the bed like a monster

Me- damn shorty chill wit allat
by TyshawnWilliams23 April 15, 2020
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An amazing person, the most amazing woman in the world. Although she has a few things going against her, she is also the strongest and most courageous woman I've ever met. A perfect girl, who no one can put down. She is beautiful, and has an amazing personality, great sense of humor, and a perfect body. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love.
Guy 1: Wow, that chick is hot, who is that?

Guy 2: I don't know, but she is beautiful, and has an amazing personality, great sense of humor, and a perfect body; I want to know her better!

Guy 1: She's a Carissa!

Guy 3: No no, she doesn't even come close.

Guys 1 & 2: You're right.
by L0n3r001 July 27, 2009
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Carissa is a beautiful,kind and smart . Carissa is the best person to be around

-Jav
Carissa
by Onewayjav March 4, 2018
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Calrissian

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(Originator "Lando Calrissian") when your fashion, attitude & personal swagger are above and beyond anything and everyone regardless of your loyalty or respect for another person.
"Glasses? Check!, Swag on 3000? Check!, Don't give a F**k cause I'm on one? Check! I'm Calrissian!"
by QuestFunkMnkyz October 8, 2011
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brando calrissian

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Usually a man named Brandon at birth but then reborn as Brando Calrissian as a reference to Star Wars.
Your new name, shall be Brando Calrissian...
by IveRanOutOfNames December 4, 2019
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Means "beloved" in Greek.

The best friend you will ever have. A beautiful, witty girl who drives an earth killer and is banned from consuming milkshake beverages. She owns enough handbags, blouses, and perfumes to start a Macy's. Also, your future maid-of-honor.
"Dude, who was that chick with the Coach sunglasses driving the really obnoxious truck?"
"Oh, that was just Carissa."
by Miss Gail May 28, 2008
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the hottest fucking bitch in the world. the best best friend ever. way hotter than anyone named katelyn(but that's not hard). not a whore(like someone named katelyn). super pretty, could get any guy she wanted. and wayyy effing smarter than your bitch ass.
"Why is Katelyn getting the shit beat out of her by Carissa's bffffff?"
"Oh, cuz she was tryna talk some shit about Carissa."
by Oh, you know bitch :) December 9, 2008
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