careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Careless Whisper

The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.

"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."

by tubadude62 September 9, 2011

carlesha

Girl from the ghetto, or hood. Been through a lot, hides everything, keeps her problems to herself. She's beautiful, she's one of a kind, she's the best girl to hang with. Carlesha has problems making friends, some of her friendships doesn't end well,but they always find that one bestfriend! She stands up for her self and fight when she needs too, she's fun and man is she freaky! Most people think she's innocent because of her sweet face, but don't let the looks fool you.

Hood girls, carlesha cute

by Lalesasah January 6, 2014

careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Cashless Society

Where the sheep mass store their virtual money digitally. In the future they may not be able to take money out when they are caught doing something criminal, where they can shut down your bank account or if the government decides to do a marshall law or an economic crash, they can shut down the economic system, preventing people getting money out of the system. As a result, the sold out government sells itself to the banksters ending up seizing and stealing everyone's money where the mass will be left with nothing.

We are living in a cashless society!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.

You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!

by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010