carboneurotic

1. A functional disorder originating from carbon footprint guilt in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence that humans are the root cause of "Global Warming" dominate the personality manifesting through radical and extreme lifestyle changes or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal maladjustment.

The inconvenient truth that new industrial markets are emerging at an alarming rate designed to exploit carboneurotic people which, ironically enough, is perpetuating the very same problem they are so desperately trying to resolve.

by Brannon H. Hamlin October 4, 2008

carjones

The extra balls one gains behind the wheel of a vehicle.

Whoa! Did you see that guy cut me off? That guy has some carjones.

by Fenris117 August 16, 2014

Carooned

A word to describe someone who is fried up, fuffed mcguff, and swizled and swuzled. It is beyond simple terms like high, stoned, or buzzed. It is the human equivalent of an upside down kaleidoscope.

Alphonso is gone, man. He’s completely carooned right now.

by DSpotH8ter September 12, 2023

Joey carbone

The literal meaning of a fuckboy

Your such a Joey carbone

by Pierre johstone February 5, 2015

joseph carone

A boy with a Tiny dick that dates girls taller then him

joseph carone tried fucking me but I couldn't feel it

by Joseph John carone November 19, 2019

Carbone

A calcified disc in a fish's fin that disperses to make the water cloudy.

Carbonoma is a neoplastic disease in fish affecting the carbone.

by XTDVM March 9, 2018

caronely

When he sang about Leslie Caron, "Thank Heaven, for little girls", in "Gigi", Maurice Chevalier was feeling caronely.

The only "Caron" I know is Leslie, because corona virus (crown virus), is spelled "o" after the first letter, so caronely must mean, "Thank heaven for little girls."

by El Lobo February 13, 2021