Carmichael Dave

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.

Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael Dave. Now I'm going over on my anytime minutes...

by Street Pirates August 29, 2012

Sarah Carmichael

The baddest bitch who just got engaged at 17. She bad, she thick. She Sarah Carmichael.

Damn did you see her? Who? Sarah Carmichael.

by mee_is_mee September 12, 2017

Carmichaeling

Moving to New York City from Alabama and changing your last name to match your rich gay friend that owns a plantation and hide your poor southern roots, like how Melanie "Carmichael" did in Sweet Home Alabama.

He is carmichaeling to hide that he grew up in a double wide.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Carmichael

A guy that passes out from the fumes of his own shit and doesn't know which hole to put it in when having sex with his cousins.

Carmichael is an ass licking homosexual.

by spedgy March 3, 2022

Carmichael

When a woman gives you a blowjob, while she is sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chick gave me a Carmichael last night!"
Guy 2: "No way! She's a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 19, 2022

Carmichael

When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 22, 2022

carepinga

It´s used to refer to someone that has a dick face

Fuera oe carepinga

by Peruvian slanger August 29, 2022