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Cardaro is a hard working, country loving man. He is a momma’s boy at heart which is why he treats the women in his life like queens. He is not afraid to get dirty and do the hard work. He is his sexiest when he is doing the hard work. There isn’t a job he can’t do or a challenge he won’t meet. If he doesn’t know how to do it, he will find a way learn so that he can add a new skill to his resume. He drives a big loud truck because a real country boy wouldn’t have it any other way. He loves the outdoors. Being inside too long will drive a Cardaro crazy. He needs fresh air and to be out in nature to thrive. He is a true friend and is there when you need him. He is humble and is thankful for each and every blessing in his life. Cardaro is the true definition of an all around good person.
Hold up, you have a Cardaro in your life? Man, I wish I was that lucky!

Damn Cardaro! That’s a nice ass truck!

I can’t figure out how to fix this, let me call Cardaro.
cardaro by PvZPrincessK3K3 November 24, 2021
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cardoholic 

The excessive use of (typically many) credit cards as the preferred choice of payment over cash or debit.
"I know I'm a shopping addict, but now I'm a cardoholic too!"

Johnny Cardano 

Gay! Tough guy with a big heart. Can deadlift twice his body weight but self obsessed with his own dick.
See that meat head Johnny Cardano, he’s gay!
Johnny Cardano by Shallow balls November 23, 2021

caraholic 

Someone who is addicted to the buying selling and trading of cars. often will buy more than one a month. Always wants something a little better. Loves to drive!
Wow that is the third car Bob has bought this month he is such a caraholic.
caraholic by Red274 February 12, 2009

cardamon 

Cardamon also known as Cardillimon
a natural disaster from hell

worship of the satanist
Uber nerd with no cleu
cardamon by THaKN February 11, 2004

Cardamom 

A slang term for a man's small sized appendage.
When the towel dropped, people laughed at Pete's cardamom
Cardamom by imdimplle February 12, 2010

cardamon 

Some weird mothe***** that doesnt know any better than sit behind his pc all day.
He loves Russian People and easy to be fooled. When you make a cardamon, you are in a whole new world of shit.
Damm i died, i surely made a cardamon there.
cardamon by Stoned Poet February 11, 2004