Cardona

Super awesome. Skilled in all things they put their mind to. They're also very attractive. They can love a lot but also hate a lot.

That person is hella tight, must be a Cardona.

by Acausha March 12, 2015

Cardonaville

Last stop on the trainwreck express line for teams who are soooooo overrrated, they lose to football teams that are lucky to have enough in their budgets to afford uniforms. Town was named for one Edwin Cardona, the father of all bandwagon jumpers. Legend has it that after losing to the New York Jets in Super Bowl III, coach Don Shula proclaimed "What can I say, we were "Cardona'd". Mike Tyson himself, on losing to Buster Douglas, exclaimed "I don't think I was over confident or took Buster lightly, I just woke up this mornning and had the mark of the "Cardona"; I lost that fight before I even left my house."

Keith Jackson: "Whoa Nelly... I do believe that after losing to Div. II Appalachian State, Michigan has caught the last train to Cardonaville."

by robaphonic September 14, 2007

Grant Cardone

A 60 year old former heroine addict who after recovery become a hectamillioanre selling houses ,condos , apartments, sales courses along with literally hundreds of other items to low income business owners. He generally sees himself as a the head of his 10X cult in which he pushes all persons to increase all quantities of activities in their lives by 10 with the exception of how much money they give him which he order an increase of by 100 fold.

"You can fake a Lamborghini and a Yacht but you can't fake a private jet" - Grant Cardone.

by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

Trevor Cardone

Lead singer/screamer of the "band' Pacific Skyline. He is a "scene kid' that dropped out of beauty school and can not take criticism. He bases his band's success on how many likes they get on facebook, which result from the constant whoring of themselves everywhere. He claims that his band is "the best on the coast" and that the band will get them somewhere and has been saying this for years. The only I place I see them going is nowhere fast. The band has only played one live show and got boo'd off the stage, but still claim these things. He has no job, is always bumming off of people, and says that Haters do not phase him, but if you post anything negative/disagreeing/criticizing about his band you get block forever on facebook. Basically, he needs to grow up, stop thinking this band will make him famous, and get a life. His name can be used in instances where you are in a situation facing something/one you don't like so you run away from the problem. You can use his last name if his full name does not work.

Man, if you don't stop hating on me I'm going to 'Trevor Cardone' you!

I'm popular because I 'Cardone myself everywhere.

by A watcher who watches. September 23, 2011

Cardonnay

A white wine varietal favoured by Kath Day-Knight and her daughter Kimberly Craig (nee Day) of "Kath and Kim". It's French, the "H" is silent.

Let's sit down in the goodroom and have a noyce glass of Cardonnay or Sauvignon Plonk.

by dippitybix May 2, 2005

Cardona

A Cardona is loyal and any girl would be lucky to date a Cardona. Cardonas are faithful and amazing to be around. But most of all their caring.

Girl 1-Damn look that her is she saying a Cardona?
Girl 2-Yeah! And I heard cardonas are hot
Girl 1- oh really well I want a Cardona

Girl 2- well good luck getting him he stays with his girl 24/7

by Sum1 :))) June 5, 2018

Jesus Cardona

Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.

The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).

latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.

"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "

"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."

"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"

by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009