cappie

*Short for "capitalist", similar to how "commie" is short for "communist".

*British terminology for "blowjob", or getting your penis sucked.
"People from America are cappies. ^_^ better than being a commie, no?"
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
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cappie

n: In England, it refers to felatio, or a "blow job"
Cindy gave me a cappie last night.
by Justin Braun March 09, 2004
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cappys

The slang term for a Captain Black Cigar
O man i smoked like 5 cappys last night
by crazyurbanman December 20, 2005
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Cappy

A cappy is a type of person who enjoys burning orphan and a communist who enjoys the suffering of others and takes after a modern version of stalin. They would most likely either be angry or annoyed half the time and be really hated by others.
BOB: why are yu burning orphans?
cappy: im a cappy!
by Coca cola addict March 12, 2021
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Cappy

A person who lies constantly and for no damn reason.
“Man that one bitch was on my dick she was slapping my wang”
2 Weeks Later
“I’m a virgin and I’ve never had any sexual

relations with a female”
I mean come one dude your such a cappy
by Coltonokc December 14, 2018
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Cappy

Noun: A father who doesn't pay child support and gradually loses contact with his children.
"My dad hasn't talked to me in years and he doesn't even help out my family financially anymore. He's such a cappy."
by hansonpaulsey November 23, 2009
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Cappy

You run like a cappy
Your such a cappy
you cappy
by Cappy creator May 31, 2010
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