A self-centered individual with conservative political values and leanings who thinks nothing of spending upwards of $5 for a single cup of hot liquid (cappuccino) but is less likely to have empathy for the less fortunate by supporting social/political causes catering to the "underserved" because it does not provide a good return on their investment i.e., United Way, Habitat for Humanity or Planned Parenthood. The conservative belief is that they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, so should others beneath them on lower rungs of the economic ladder.
The cappuccino conservative (CappuCon) turns a deaf ear to the plea for supporting efforts to raise the minimum wage because he worked hard for his six-figure salary and believed others should do the same. The cappuccino conservative also is not supportive of United Way efforts because too much of the money goes to programs for people on the other side of the tracks.
by Mike right March 13, 2012
Get the cappuccino conservative mug.The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.
I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!
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The embarrassing moment when you buy takeaway coffee for meeting participants and they either do not show up or they cancel the meeting 5 or 10 minutes before the meeting.
Sam got cappuccino'd, there was nothing sadder than watching him walk in for the meeting with 3 cappuccinos for the client but they had just called and cancelled.
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Get the cappuccino'd mug.Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.
by sknewhouse June 2, 2008
Get the cappuccino calling mug."what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021
Get the neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. mug.by Ennishater December 15, 2018
Get the No cappuccino mug.Saying No Cappuccino is like saying No Cap but saying no cap there is a possibility that you are lying but if you say No Cappuccino you are 100% serious and if you lie when saying No Cappuccino especially the boys you are the fakest of your friends.
Jacob: Yo bro did you take my pencil
Jarrod: Nah man No Cappuccino it wasn’t me
Jacob: alright then but if your lying ima make your back crooked oh wait...
Jarrod: aye fuck you
Jarrod: Nah man No Cappuccino it wasn’t me
Jacob: alright then but if your lying ima make your back crooked oh wait...
Jarrod: aye fuck you
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