Cantaloupe

cutest redhead alive 🥺👍🏻 needs a gf!!!

“wow, i’d really love to be cantaloupe’s gf😚”

by anonymous February 8, 2021

Cantaloupe

A guy who has the characteristics of a cantaloupe 🍈

“he’s such a cantaloupe”

by PhatCapz June 22, 2021

Cantaloupe

Cantaloupe is the coolest friend ever

Hey cantaloupe!

Hi!

by major ass fuck November 23, 2021

Cantaloupe

A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator

Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*

by GlueNumber1 April 8, 2023

Cantaloupe

Big Booty Latina

BROOO LOOK AT THAT CANTALOUPE!

by qsnd September 19, 2023

Cantaloupe

Some dude I know that looks like one.

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.

by A_Bum October 24, 2023

cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009