cannon

N. a huge uncircumsized cock.

D.J. has a Cannon!
See D.j. matha freakin guiles

by Ghost faced killah January 30, 2008

cannon

A person with an above average penis size

that person could is such a cannon

by OXFORD UNIVERSITY June 4, 2015

cannon

An over-circumcised penis, with the entire head removed. A penis with no helmet.

Why does a 25 year old American male think that Jewish people walk around with cannons in their pants?

by Flavavitz November 24, 2006

cannonize

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012

Cannon

A musical instrument used in Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

That cannon must be an instrument!

by alskfjkladsfj May 17, 2019

The cannons

The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon

Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab

Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place

Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that

by glassybubbles122 November 15, 2011

The Cannon

A powerful and unstoppable foosball move that both amazes and astounds the competition.

"Yo Mags, if you keep using the cannon, I'm quitting and going back to the kegger."

Guy #1: "Man, your cannon is unstoppable."
Guy #2: "That's what she said."

"I will beat you with the cannon and you will bow down to me as the greatest foosball player ever!"

by phluke96 September 8, 2011