coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

kaniption

Freakin out. getting upset. to be used when an extreem happens and someone gets upset in an extreem way about it.

Bobby had a kaniption when he found out his wife slept with his best friend.

by Rahim Khoja January 15, 2008

CC (closed captions)

(Closed captions) Interpretative text shown on videos or television. They are slightly different from subtitles in that the text shown is usually in the same language that is being spoken.

I had no idea what she was saying in that video so turned on CC (closed captions).

by Thatssus November 4, 2020

caption

A title or brief explanation accompanying an illustration, cartoon, or poster.

"he designed a series of posters with the caption: ‘No One is Innocent’"

by Caption April 26, 2015

Bitch-Conniption

A bitch having a conniption. Conniption meaning a display of bad temper or having a tantrum. Bitch goes ape shit. Slang terms can be used of the word "Bitchniption" "Bitch-Connips" ect.

Lindsay had a bitch-conniption last night and yelled and threw things out her window at some rude ass loud neighbors.

by QueenofDenile March 14, 2011

Haduken Conniption

a fit, or hysteria of rage in which an individual cannot stop repeating the term haduken and doing the hand motions from "Street Fighter"

She won't stop! She's been playing too much street fighter and is having a haduken conniption

by haduken101 January 7, 2010