canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

by steve freund October 4, 2007

canivore

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.

"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm a canivore.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm a canivore.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"

by Kieran King October 21, 2007

canipolt

verb; to jump or leap from one place to another.

As a wise man once said; "I'm like a lightning bolt that canipolt from cloud to cloud"
-Andre Nickatina

by Am-Rak January 7, 2008

cåpijolo

this is something to call your friends,enemies,frenemies when they’re being and angsty idiot

Person 1: hey how are you doing?
Person 2: i hate my dad he didn’t buy me the newest iPhone

Person 1: you’re a fucking cåpijolo

Person 2: what’s that?
Person 1: *links this definition*
Person 2: I KNEW YOU NEVER LOVED ME );

by Themanbehindthewallofwebs December 5, 2017

Canigo

Someone who want'd to go with you. Canigo would be their response.

canigo with you to run errands?

by Leah__1981 March 19, 2021

Canejob

A hand, foot, or blowjob facilitated by the use of Raising Cane's sauce as a lubricating agent.

"God, I'm starving and I'm horny as fuck. What I would give for a sloppy, crispy canejob right now."

"Dude, did you hear about last week? Davis got arrested for giving Nathaniel a canejob in public."

"I'm a pretty vanilla sorta guy. Just missionary and maybe some doggy. You won't catch me doing any of that freaky canejob shit."

by gobknob October 3, 2024

Canico

One who likes to write the word "Canine".

I enjoy sustenance more than a Canico writing the word "Canine".

by TriremeLover83 August 3, 2024