candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

candy cane

Noun. A candy cane is a very gothic practice in which a male will masturbate and as he ejaculates, he cuts his penis with a blade to make it bleed and incidentally create a candy cane.
Verb. To candy cane is to carry out this gruesome practice and is often a fun alternative to circle jerks

Hey dude you wanna go can candy cane my dick tonight.

by Faraz M. May 1, 2008

candy cane

No, bastards. PEACE

It is also (apparently) when a dude comes up to another dude from behind and grabs his cock and pulls hard,flipping the dude over.

Jay candy caned me and i hit my face on the cement.

Go candy cane Rob.

PEACE

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008

candy caning

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!

by jack-spratt October 8, 2009

the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.

she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.

by Harold Balzonya March 30, 2015

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot

im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020