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canceraids 

This is another term for someone with cancer and aids at the same time.
: Dude, I think i got canceraids.

: What the hell's canceraids?
canceraids by Wizard,. May 18, 2011

cancer bad 

noun:

Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".

The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:

1. Cakes
2. Cookies
3. Pies

Plural: Cancer bads
"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."

Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996


"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."

Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998
cancer bad by izrofel November 11, 2003

cancelbastion 

When your masturbating and just decided too quit.
Man I was so drunk last night I cancelbastion!
What you didn't finish.

Nah
cancelbastion by bigdog1234 September 24, 2018

Cancertard 

A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.
Augh, that feminazi is such a cancertard..

Why are 12 year olds on COD always such cancertards?
Cancertard by CromBomb August 17, 2016

cancerbag 

Get off the ramp cancerbag!
cancerbag by Jewish Dude September 5, 2003

cancerator 

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.
"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."
cancerator by PenguinPants March 31, 2008