doing the calypso

Getting really high.
Getting so high that you refer to yourself as a sea goddess.

Raheem: Your face is five different colors right now.
Meredith: Damn, boy, have you been doing the calypso?

Raheem: I am Calypso, goddess of the sea. Let me read your palm, then you can give me some magic herb.

by weeeeeeeeeeeed January 16, 2009

Carnival Calypso

This is where you will be at a Carnival/Festival and you see a really attractive lady and you defecate in her mouth in public and then you receive a fellatio with her shit stained teeth.

I was sitting on the grass at a Festival and saw people were actually doing the Carnival Calypso

by Craig4who August 26, 2009

Calypso Steamer

When a person lays in a hammock with a small hole cut in it and poops through said hole on to another person‘a chest whom is laying underneath.

A tropical version of the famous Cleveland Steamer.

Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.

by Crypto Whale September 14, 2020

Calypso juice

During sex, as the male prepares to ejaculate, he forces himself to piss all over the recipient along with his semen.

Jake: “Courtney just killed herself”
Todd: “why?”
Jake: “she said she wanted to mix things up a bit so I gave her a calypso juice surprise but it turns out she just wanted me to pull out instead of a condom”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

calypso pasta prep

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.

Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.

by carshowburger July 13, 2010

Calypso

Calypso is the world's biggest digital content maker.
They do payment processing and providing very secure VPN services.

Calypso

by FlareCO April 19, 2021

Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025