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Baja California Sur Mexico 

Baja California Sur Mexico - bordered to the north by the mexican state of Baja California, to the west by the Pacific Ocean, & to the east by the Gulf of California. The state has maritime borders with Sonora & Sinaloa to the east, across the Gulf of California.

The state is home to the tourist resorts of Cabo San Lucas and San José del Cabo. Its largest city & it's capital is La Paz.

The state is divided into 5 regions: Central Desert, La Serranía, the Vizcaíno Desert, the Magdalena Plains & Los Cabos.

The local name for the main mountain range is the Sierra de la Giganta & the highest peak is the Sierra de la Laguna

the world's largest species of cactus, the cardón cactus, which can be found here .

" Baja steak,” the petite tender is a boneless, cylindrical portion of a beef shoulder clod — the same area from which the top-blade or flat-iron steak is taken — & shaped like a mini-beef tenderloin.

Because of the long coastline, much of the state's cuisine is based on seafood, including species not normally eaten in other parts of Mexico such as manta rays. Oregano & a local herb called damiana are common seasonings. The latter is also used as a flavoring for a local liquor. Traditional dishes include breaded & fried clams, machaca & generally accompanied by flour tortillas.
Baja California Sur Mexico became a Mexican state by October 8, 1974
Sur means south in spanish

The state is on a narrow peninsula which broke away from the mainland about 2 million years ago due to tectonic activity

( earthquake activity for you dum-dums)

3 of the indigenous cultures remain, the Cochimí, the Guaycura & the Pericú. Traditional music is usually played by trios playing an accordion & 2 guitars in bands called "cochi", in styles such as corridos, waltzes, polkas & mazurkas along with Norteño.

The Traditional dress for women includes a semicircular red skirt decorated with local flora, along with a flowered blouse.

traditional dances such as Las Pitahayas, El Conejo, El Apasionado, El Chaverán, La Yuca, La Cuera, Las Calabazas & El Tupé.

If your hungry & wanting a easy breakfast try the Sweet Earth Big Sur Frozen Breakfast Burrito at your

Local walmart or Target stores.
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California Steeple

When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.
Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!

California Sober

To abstain oneself from all of the drugs. With obvious exceptions of copious amounts of marijuana(giggle bush) and psychedelics.
“Yo, you wanna do some blow and hit this party Trevor?”
“Nah, I’m California sober. Can you pass the bong my dude?”
“Sure broski, you gotta have a shot once we are at the club”

“Nah, I don’t drink bc it fucks with my trip.”

california stop 

AKA the california rolling stop

The act of not completely stopping at a stop sign or a right hand turn, but rather 'rolling' through it by slowing down some.
*sees stop sign*
*looks for cops*
*sees none*
*makes a california stop*
california stop by Hellfire December 1, 2004

California Shuffle 

The awkward shuffling and lunging that happens when one attempts to walk accross the path of a slow-moving car (usually in a parking lot). The pedestrian, in an act of benevolence, signals for the car to keep going, only to be waved on by the driver. Both the driver and the pedestrian then wave to thank the other, both thinking that it is there turn to go. Both go, only to realize the other is moving as well. What follows is a series of false starts by both parties. The driver's actions are similar to those involved in "yoking the whip", yet are in a completely different context and have a completely different rationale.
Where were you? I thought you were right behind us...

-Yo, I was about to follow you guys into Taco Bell but this fool coming out of the drive through had me doing the "California Shuffle" for like 5 minutes straight.

california stop 

The act of slowing down but not fully stopping while driving. Applies mostly to right hand turns at stopsigns.
Sarah got a ticket for making a California stop when turning right at the intersection.
california stop by Shannon April 29, 2003

California sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except marijuana.
"No thanks," Kasey said as Cindy offered a beer, "I'm California Sober this month."
California sober by Calibuoy January 17, 2019