Calculus

This is the thing that puts all other maths to shame. It's do-able, just quite difficult.

I used to think math was easy. Then came calculus...

by Mathisfun...notreally March 15, 2011

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Calculus Warrior

The follower of a Calulus General. One exceedingly skilled in the foundations of Lebiniz and Newton. Usually armed with a TI-83 or maybe even a TInspire.

"Wow, that Calculus Warrior owned that equation."

His general should be proud.

by WalkaSutra August 23, 2009

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Calculus General

When a person is so advanced at an area of math (like calculus) that they lead their class into math warfare.

"He is so good at Calculus. He is like a Calculus general."

"I would follow him into a battle of limits any day."

by TheCalculusGeneral August 19, 2009

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Calculatrix

noun.

A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!

by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009

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The use of differentiation and integration symbols to hypothesize the infection and mortality rates of change in many parts of the developed world. For example, which of the following Covid-19 hypotheses are worth investigating further?

Wuhan: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🦇 + c
White House: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🇨🇳🧫🧪+ c

Singapore: d/dx (🦠₁₉) = 😷x + 💀y
US: d/dx (🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉) = 😷ˣ + 💀ʸ

Corona calculus helps us to differentiate between facts and falsehoods about the coronavirus, while we integrate the latest effective preventive measures adopted by countries with low infections and deaths to control the pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus December 7, 2020

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