The word calabrese refers to a member of an indigenous tribe, native of the southern part of Italy (yes... the country with pizza, pasta and mafia). For their behaviour, they are often confused with primates, like apes and monkeys. For their chimpanzee-like status they were deeply discriminated during the 80s of the last century by other members of Terronia. But after tough battles for their rights, they were able to acquire the italian citizenship. This event passed into history as "monke rights matter".
"Few days ago, I saw Mario throwing a piece of shit.
He is such a calabrese!"
"In recent days a friend of mine has a quite strange behaviour: he eats lots of bananas and often makes some strange feral noises. I fear he might be turning into a calabrese..."
He is such a calabrese!"
"In recent days a friend of mine has a quite strange behaviour: he eats lots of bananas and often makes some strange feral noises. I fear he might be turning into a calabrese..."
by Aizaturemlun May 12, 2021
A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.
The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.
The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.
by tedbr076 February 13, 2009
When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.
"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "
by MinchiaSteve September 13, 2017
He's the king of primates, he's your typical hairy and muscular australopithecus, his brain mass is less than that of a common human, but he's drawn to the cum that hides in your pouches.
by THE SUS NICE GUY 🥶 November 21, 2021
by Drewiewewe January 03, 2023
noun. superlative to "best mother". encompasses most caring, endlessly giving, kindest, best mother in the entire world.
by inkling_grl March 27, 2012
Cat Calabrese is a pop vocalist, singer, and songwriter from Cleveland, OH. In 2021, her hit single "Quicksand" got numerous positive reviews thus leading to her popularity in the music industry.
She writes her lyrics with fearless vulnerability while weaving in memorable and catchy pop melodies. The rising star Cat Calabrese is on an upbeat vibe that takes listeners on an adventure.
by Brandon Stennis December 01, 2021