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V-Card Syndrome

a medical condition: When a man falls deeply inlove with the woman he loses his virginity to. This woman who holds the mans "v card" has complete control over him for a period of time.
Ever since Jon banged Kate hes been acting like a pussy whipped faggot. Havent seen him in weeks.

I know man, a bad case of V-Card Syndrome.
by davidnfld July 22, 2010
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That and a platinum card

That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.
Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Uno Reverse Card

The ultimate comeback that NOBODY can resist. It out powers "no u"
Me: your mom gay lol
12 year old: no u
Me an intellectual: *places down uno reverse card*
by Un Jong Kim June 3, 2018
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Victim card

1) The dramatic portrayal of oneself as being disadvantaged by misfortune, in the pursuit of others pity and sympathy.

2) To portray another individual as the cause of misfortune, in order to appear victimized; to villainize someone
“That guy is playing the victim card by telling his sob story”

That person is using a victim card in her attempt to villainize all white people as racist”
by Quake2000 June 7, 2018
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Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*
by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019
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Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.
Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"
by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009
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Obama card

Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!
by mdlee52 September 2, 2013
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