Cats

While they lack the zealous (and at times, excessive) loyalty of dogs, cats offer a valid form of companionship. In addition, they are useful for hunting unwanted pests and vermin, being quieter and not smelling as bad as their canine counterparts.

Cats are great fucking animals and anyone who hates them can cut off their own testicles with a kitchen knife and bleed to death.

Cats by Arthur Van Graff February 9, 2018

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Cats

A very polite and/or sarcastic evil mastermind.

"How are you gentlemen?" (talking to people who's ship he has sabotaged with explosives)

"you have no chance to survive make your time" (Informing his victims that they have little chance of survial)

Cats by 1337 November 6, 2003

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Cats

1. That guy who took all of our base
2. The funniest animal on earth. Next to the platypus.

1. Take off every zig.
2. The cats all jumped when the flashlight moved.

Cats by Philip George December 28, 2005

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CATS

Noun:

1. /kãts/ Plural form of cat

2a. /kãts/ Someone who all our base are belong to
2b. /kãts/ The person who set up us the bomb
2c. /kãts/ A evil character in Zero Wing

1. There are many cats in the house.

2. CATS: Hello gentlemen, all your base are belong to us.

CATS by Kris18 August 31, 2008