c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

by Xaime June 1, 2019

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

C.B. Dollaway

Code for MMA fans to tell a buddy that he is cock blocking the shit out of you by mentioning the fighter C.B. Dollaway in a sentence. The initials in his name are evidently being used for cock block.

-So, hey dude did you see that fight last night where C.B. Dollaway (gritted teeth) won!!!
-Oh!!! Yea it was a good one...Sorry (walks away)

by wolf8891 April 13, 2011

C B A

C B A stands for cant be arsed.

for example
"u wana come down the shops??"
"nah C B A"

by Lofty-64 April 26, 2007

C.B.S

Term used to describe the hardened state of your penis. Only used when an erection lasts longer than 19 hours. C.B.S stands for, as you know, Chronic Boner Syndrome

Me: "Yo mon, J.P. gotz dat C.B.S"
Jay: "Hellz yeah, he's had that boner for two damn dayz!"

by Jay and Mitch September 24, 2008

C.B.D

Chicks before dicks. Having your friends backs before your mans. Instead of M.O.N it is C.B.D

"You love me right baby?" -guy "It's C.B.D sorry babe" -girl

by AmandaReyes719 December 31, 2009

c.b.n.b.

Chubby butted, no boobs.

Allistar, you are a c.b.n.b.

by ? October 9, 2003