buttstories

Inspired by KAT of when she told a story about some guy getting his face planted in someones butt and that is wher it came from!

BoyzIImen:"Ones i was walking in the park and some dogg tried to hump me with his butt!"
Ass: dam boi thats some dam good buttstories pendejo

by dudehy July 16, 2008

Buttstruck

To be so infatuated with someone that it interferes with one's sanity.

As soon as Denise walked into the auditorium, John forgot all of his lines and stared at her with this crazy look in his eye. I've seen his notebook, there are hundreds of dirty drawings of her. The man is clearly buttstruck.

by mr kali rising December 27, 2014

buttstrap

A strap used on the butt, usually if the butt is too saggy.

Jas wears his buttstrap way too tight.

by andyGILL June 5, 2005

Buttstep

1. Dubstep music featuring a simple background along with several twisting, grinding gear-esque noises. Punctuated by electronic loops and sometimes featuring an irritatingly-high-pitched singer.
2. All Dubstep music.

Dude, I went to the mall for a CD today and this kid was driving around blasting buttstep from his mom's minivan. He didn't even go inside, he just drove around trying to look cool.

by funkysunshine July 30, 2011

buttstorm

The opposite of a brainstorm; an incredibly stupid thought or idea--stupid enough, possibly, to have literally come from the thinker's butt.

Guy: Egads! I've just had a brainstorm! We'll use that chair to reach the roof, then elope to Vegas!
Girl: ...That's more of a buttstorm than a brainstorm.

by Sovios Falchion Romantic December 28, 2008

buttstrap

A strap of hair on the butt.

Andy grew a buttstrap.

by Jas Gill June 9, 2005

buttstir

Buttstir is when a man sticks a spoon up his ass and stirs mixtures such as haterade or gay juice.

He buttstired his protein shake before going out for a work out

by Blover6t9 February 4, 2014