buttstories

No one really knows what it is. It might just the kewlest hangout in irc. It was started out by Pendulum and Admiralscotchtape.

Join us if you have a buttstories foo!/

by buttstories November 11, 2006

buttsnorkeler

Someone who goes beyond ass kissing. In fact, their head is buried in so deep they need a snorkel.

Joe just got a promotion. Looks like that buttsnorkeling paid off.

by ddbq October 13, 2004

Buttsore

Used to describe someone who has trouble taking a joke, especially a joke that most people find funny.

Dennis was buttsore, he wanted to remove a definition that used his name on urbandictionary.com.

by Peter Bitter June 1, 2004

buttwhore

n.

1. A promiscuous female with an affinity for anal intercourse.

2. A female whose extreme promiscuity has caused her vagina to become unusable and/or inefffective and thus must resort to anal intercourse.

"God, that Anna is quite the little buttwhore."

by Harlan January 6, 2003

buttflower

Symmetrical skid mark left by a wet fart. Not to be confused with shart.

That fart left a buttflower and it wouldn't wash outta my shorts so I had to burn them.

by Dr Evil the Great April 21, 2006

buttshover

An extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim's face up another jock's butt and that jock poops on the nerd's face. Often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.

If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.

Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.

Ryan: Yo dude, that nerd Dylan keeps looking at me funny, let's give him a royal buttshover in gym today. You with me?
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by yikestbh August 21, 2017

buttwhore

A slut who just likes to fuck, doesn't matter where or who, she just likes a fat cock, not necessarily in da pooper, it just sounds better to call her a "buttwhore"

Hey guys!! Are we going out to Lipsticks or Wild Woody's tonight? I'd really like to hook up with a "buttwhore"

by Mike Temp March 8, 2003