penis buttler

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis

rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"

by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014

Buttlove

a term of endearment first used in the movie, "The Monster Squad"

Bill: Hey Greg, will you meet me at the bowling alley?

Greg: Sure thing, Buttlove!

by Bubbe September 21, 2005

buttlering

buttler/fagg/gay

His hobby is buttlering
buttler!

by Tibi Zinc January 29, 2009

Buttoner

Another name for a television remote control.

Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?

by lna0305 November 4, 2011

Jos Buttler

Jos the Boss
-England's World Cup Winning Wicket Keeper Batsman, who also plays for Rajasthan Royals in IPL.

One of Finest from This Generation,

A 360 degree player.

Opens the Batting, Finishes the job
Whatever you want he can do.

Jos Buttler scoops it for Yet Another Six

by Definition Check July 20, 2021

buttpoker

A derogatory term for any homosexual in general. See butt pirate or ass bandit.

Look at that fucking buttpoker kissing his boyfriend! What a fag! Let's go kill his dog!

by A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. October 23, 2005

buttler

When your little sister dosen't know any real swear words and just says "buttler" instead.

Me: STOP IT YOU ANNOYING TURD!
Sister: YOU STINK YOU BUTTLER

by mehmabel February 4, 2018