Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

butter my bread

1. a random statement used in a group to cause gaiety

2. a vague sexual reference

Generally used after a lull in conversation, preferably in a southern accent.

For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).

The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.

by Cullinator February 5, 2012

We Butter The Bread With Butter

An amazing German grindcore/electro band. Compromising of two memebers: Tobi and Marci.

1.We butter the bread with butter is awesome!

2.WBTBWB FTW!

by iHatePseudonymNames August 21, 2009

Buttered Bread

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)

Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!

by grimesenberg December 22, 2015

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Butter your bread

To place butter in your rectum and wait for it to melt. Then proceed to put the melted butter onto bread and spread evenly with your cheeks.

Man my bread is dry. Homie I got you. I’m gonna butter your bread.

by Shanemane September 13, 2021