Amish Butter Churner

During anal sex, after finishing inside the other person, the male forcefully plunges his dick in and out of their asshole. This makes the semen extra sticky and makes a loud splooshing sound. The one performing the act must have a neck beard, preferably with connecting sideburns.

"He hit me with that Amish Butter Churner after he came in my ass last night, it was horrible to clean up."

Amish Butter Churner by Amish Butter Churner June 9, 2018

Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.

Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.

Porcupine Butter Churner by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024

Ghost Butter Churner

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.

Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.

Ghost Butter Churner by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024

Toronto butter churner

when a woman urinates in a man’s mouth and then farts on his nose

Lisa Toronto butter churnered me yesterday it was so magestic

Toronto butter churner by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Mississippi Butter Churner

The act of collecting a woman’s breast milk, lying on your back, pouring the breast milk into your urethra, and having said woman jerk your penis as if she is churning butter. Creates a blockage in your penis if done correctly

That girl last night was a freak, she gave me a Mississippi Butter Churner!

Mississippi Butter Churner by Mississippi Madd January 12, 2026

Mississippi Butter Churner

When you fill up a cup of a woman’s breast milk and pour it in her vagina and then the man has sex with the woman. The woman may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.

I just gave this girl a Mississippi butter churner

Mississippi Butter Churner by Mississippilover January 12, 2026

Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.

Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.

Missouri Butter Churner by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026