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Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later
Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.
by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010
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buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.
"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."
by walterc February 8, 2015
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Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
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Butt-Cracker

"dang! that was a loud butt-cracker!"
by Mosmom May 19, 2010
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Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear
Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.
by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009
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Buttcrack Spaghetti

When you are eating ass and you get a piece of hair in your mouth.
Yo.. Last night I was eating Debbie’s ass and she gave me buttcrack spaghetti.
by Rick_Cock02 April 28, 2022
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buttcrack

A descriptive adjective to be used if one's appearance or actions either resemble or call to mind the crevice between the cheeks of the ass.
Her smile looked like a buttcrack on it's side. OR... You are being such a buttcrack right now because you won't go out with me.
by Glutius Maximus April 18, 2005
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