buttsecks

Humourous way to say anal sex. Usually used in a joking manner.

LYKE OMG IT WAS A P4LN 4 TEH BUTTSECKs!!!1

by YD June 19, 2005

Butsecks

A badly-spelled way to say buttsex.

"Hello butsecks man"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

Buttsecks?

A polite and gentle way to ask your significant other for anal sex.

Me: Buttsecks?
Betty White: Sure!

by Drop_D May 8, 2007

Y helo thar, butsecks? LOLOLOL

Phrase which originated from the "Attention Whore" animation.

Means "Hello, want to have anal sex?"

Currently a fad catchphrase on LUE.

LUEser: Y helo thar, butsecks? LOLOLOL
Woman: If you come near me again I'll fucking call the cops.

by LUEser February 20, 2004

suprise buttsechs

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

by MDspyro February 18, 2007

y halo thar buttsecks?

an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion

see also se><0r t3h f4c3

girl:asl?
you:y halo thar, buttsecks?

by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004