by Kristina March 22, 2004
British slang, originating from Pilsley, Derbyshire: A weak expletive which shares both its definition and conventions of use with the word bastard. Originally, "mustard" was used to refer to a child born out of wedlock, but through a process of semantic broadening, it is now mostly used as a general pejorative term. It can be used both as a noun (see example one) and an adjectival intensifier (see example two). The word bastard is used in precisely the same way. As an antidote to your ignorance, other examples of intensifiers are: fucking, bloody, chuffing, sodding, etc.
Example one: My phone's such a mustard; the autocorrect feature has made a fool of me yet again.
Example two: Arghh, my mustard phone has caused me ridicule!
Example two: Arghh, my mustard phone has caused me ridicule!
by Coconut Noggin. February 11, 2012
A "code" word for sexual intercourse, sexual appetite, male ejaculate, female ejaculate, all things good! Sometimes we even use it in context, its just simply mustard.
I could tell all night when I was out at the bar, this sweet girl who was looking me up and down was ready for the mustard.
After working twelve hours today at work, the only thing I could think about was the mustard and 8 hours of sleep.
Can't have these brots without the mustard!
Oh, She can get the mustard!
"Did you have a good day?" Oh yeah I got that mustard!
In context when people start catching on we use variations of the word like mustaahhhhh.
After working twelve hours today at work, the only thing I could think about was the mustard and 8 hours of sleep.
Can't have these brots without the mustard!
Oh, She can get the mustard!
"Did you have a good day?" Oh yeah I got that mustard!
In context when people start catching on we use variations of the word like mustaahhhhh.
by Griff McGriffton April 30, 2010
by MustardMakesYouLoseTheGame November 24, 2010
Carla: Ehmahgawd Tina, I just discovered a new low calorie snack- mustard on paper. It has like three calories.
Tina: Rock on, Carla. That is totally hawt!
Tina: Rock on, Carla. That is totally hawt!
by TrickyPickle September 16, 2016
A gold stripe commonly accompanied by a diamond white wall stripe on automotive tires called "Vouges"
by Jacob Valentino April 19, 2004
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