On the Bus Syndrome

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!

John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

by the Moose of Man September 24, 2011

Bus stamina

The ability to stand on a bus without falling when is driving. Something you develop if you stand on the bus sometimes.

Judy decided she was going to ride the bus to work. All the seats were taken and she fell over when the bus took a sharp turn, to bas she had't developed bus stamina.

by oddm November 6, 2009

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

Poole Bus Station

Gypsy camp full of teen moms, 13year old smoker roadmen, old people and home to the UK's shittest excuse of a public transport service, More buses.
Always stinks, general scabby place

Wanna go down to Poole Bus Station to shoot some heroin and smoke some weed with the teens?

by benpeasefukers January 30, 2018

CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome)

Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups.

Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking!

Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York?
Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome).

by mattanzi May 27, 2011

bus station loony

Person of individual or eccentric demeanour found freqenting every major (and often minor) bus park or station throughout the globe. Living in their own special world, said Bus Station Loony will happily occupy each daylight hour shuffling throughout every corner of their domain. They love to be among people, but are inept at standard social intercourse, therefore will mumble to themselves, sing, hold conversations with inanimate objects and generally put the willies up any average commuter.
Also any member of the long-running British punk band, The Bus station Loonies. The similarities are several thousandfold.

Whilst waiting for the number 84 to Tavistock, I had to occupy my time by trying to avoid the Bus Station Loony at Bretonside Station. The poor soul reeked of urine and kept insisting I came to their gig that night.

by chris wheelie April 30, 2005

bus stop don

An individual who thinks that he or she "runs" a bus stop. In that they will continually stare down all vehicles which pass by - in anger over their apprent car-less status. They also jockey for "first place" position in the line to get onto the bus. Bus stop dons also tend to have had a history riding both public transit and the unusual Greyhound.

"'ey man, check out that bus stop don staring you down."

by Jake Sha. October 13, 2006