Buried my parakeet

A morbid way of saying that you got laid, by inserting your genitalia into another's.

Chad 1: WAZZZUUPPP MA DUDE, HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?
Chad 2: DUUUUUDE, I BURIED MY PARAKEET LAST NIGHT!!
Chad 1: DUDEEE, MY RIP'S :'(
Chad 2: DUDEEE, BY THAT I MEAN THAT I GOT LAID! WITH A 8/10 MAY I ADD
Chad 1: EPIC DUDEEE

by MarnaTheDweller March 28, 2020

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buried treasure

While you're banging her from behind, right when you're about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her asshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddy starfish, and you blow all up in her ass.

My girlfriend slapped me again when I attempted to complete the buried treasure.

by ghillie June 30, 2007

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Buried penis syndrome

When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.

You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.

by El coyote January 22, 2020

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Buried alive in a hotbox

smoke weed in a non ventilated area (a car) with a brick of dry-ice in water lay back and enjoy the trip

Dry-ice replaces oxygen with carbon dioxide making your breaths shorter and shorter this makes any weed smoke like Kush.. 3 people can easily get Ultra-blown hallucinogenic even off 2 bowl of stress.. and it makes kush smoke like killa makes you feel like you smokin weed in space or in a coffin ((Buried alive in a hotbox is very dangerous never attempt without a partner. you could suffocate. long term effects could cause brittle bones and could drain your muscles of calcium))

by IAPAP March 4, 2009

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