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Burak

The most amazing guy to have in your life. He has such a pure heart and caring nature. He is one of the sweetest, kindest, most lovable guys you will ever meet. He's silly and goofy and the best friend you could ever ask for. If you find a Burak never let him go because he will become such an important part of your life.
by Queenie Q December 15, 2019
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Bureaucratic Masturbation

noun - 1. Engaging in any activity for the sake of making one feel better about themselves, their organization, or their company without actually accomplishing anything. 2. Holding meetings to provide recommendations only to have management do what they wanted in the first place. 3. Holding special work group meetings to make the 'little people' feel ownership, when the decision has already been made by higher levels of management.
My boss has picked me to suffer through more Bureaucratic Masturbation, representing the department on a policy work group.
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!
by Bill Koogler January 17, 2008
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Bereket Walgren

Bereket, looks like Tyler the Creator. Moans uncontrollably and always asks the homies for a smooch. Yet, he says he's not gay? Enjoys playing Minecraft, Rocket League, and sometimes Fortnite. Dislikes 100 Gecs and Kanye. Be careful when texting him in group chats though, he asks for mom pics...
Bereket Walgren, let's kiss lol

Bereket Walgren, you're my pog champ
by sasha..hosseni January 30, 2021
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Bureaucracy

A system of government that aims to create obedient workers instead of critical thinkers.
Bureaucracy is the reason so why many people lack critical thinking.
by Dubiks March 2, 2019
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Buceked

Intoxication is an abnormal state that is essentially a poisoning.

The state of being buceked is the fine line between extreme consumption of intoxicating substances and death.
A point in time time where no memories can be or should be stored.
- Dude, you were not just fucked up yesterday, you were completely buceked.

- How so?

- Well, let me put it this way; you banged a wookie, streaked through the local church, stripped for a group of nuns, attempted to adopt a Chinese kid and swam in the pond outside of city hall.
by saigokist October 5, 2012
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bereket

always loved charmed swaggerlishes(slang) , sucessful, man of all people
bereket is a charm
by brain teaser 2350 September 6, 2011
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bureaucrastasy

The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.
After three Civic Building Inspectors and an independent engineer’s report, I felt pure bureaucrastasy at finally receiving the permit to add a sundeck onto my back porch.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 11, 2009
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