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New Bungie Empire 

basically the bad guys now. the former halo creators who are now the bad guys for several counts of war crimes against halo players, fans, shitposters and pretty much anything to do with halo.

War Crimes committed against Halo and her people?
1. made Destiny and Destiny 2
2. fired Martin O'Donnell (their legendary OST composer)
3. kicked Activision
4. blamed Activision for killing Cayde-6
5. hired a bunch of racists, furries, groomers, pedophiles and The Percentage Cult people.
6. instigated a war against halo on twitter in February 2021 resulting in the infamous Bungie Civil War or BCW in short.
man 1 - so what really happened on twitter?
man 2 - a racist bungie employee called our friend some racial slurs and denied it.
man 1 - so a war broke out?
man 2 - yep, it's now known as the BCW or Bungie Civil War on twitter.
man 1 - so who is on the Aggression and Oppression?
man 2 - some of us Halo Rebels are on the Oppression while the so-called "oppressed" are the Aggression.
man 1 - and they are?
man 2 - The New Bungie Empire.
man 1 - shit...
man 2 - i can tell you more about them later. like what really happened during the BCW. in the meantime, we'll wait for the entry about The Bungie Civil War.
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Currently Bungie is the video game studio responsible for the Halo franchise, they became an independent studio in 2005.
They will some day rule the world using their seven steps to world domination.
Bungie is only four steps away from world domination.
Bungie by pappernackles June 8, 2009
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Bungie.net

A website made by the company Bungie Mainly about the discussion of the Halo trilogy.
Bungie.net by Cam Kashef April 4, 2009

The Bungie Civil War 

also known as The BCW. you want the short or long version? doesn't matter, i'm giving a short version.

February 2021 - a particular bungie employee said "@NobleFourOF ok, what ever, nigger" and deleted it after he (or she if you are a faithless imperial) found out that NobleFourOF got a screenshot of it.

who took who? what took what? factions?

aggression - The New Bungie Empire, furries, destiny 2 players, streamers and shitposters and later on pedophiles
oppression - Halo Rebels, CoD Shitposters, Cyberpunk shitposters, Fallout shitposters (namely ParodyPreston) and TES shitposters (namely UselessLydia , StoneFistGalmar and a hybrid account of UlfricODST)

stirring the pot event - so yeah, obviously it divided many including the Rebels for example the TES community because some supported the New Bungie Empire without knowing what really happened.

May 2021 - reawakening the nightmare of every child. too dramatic? ok, i'll rename it. "turning the negative tide."

yes, that was like a final act against the innocent Rebels. that same racist, furry, groomer bungie employee pulled out his final card. the pedophile card. he got all his pedophile friends to get most of the Rebels suspended. some of these rebels include... BuckButBased , UlfricODST , ParodyPreston , UselessLydia , MaraWithCatEars , Echo_3_1 , ChasingGhosts14 and StormcloakODST where StormcloakODST has been around since 2016.

aftermath? twitter is now a safehouse for pedophiles once more.
man 1 - i don't believe it. The Bungie Civil War was actually real.
man 2 - yeah, and the New Bungie Empire tried to cover it up.
man 3 - i suppose we could boycott destiny 2.
man 2 - seems like we are all branded villains these days.
man 1 - i can't believe Bungie betrayed us all like this.

Bunnie Rabbot 

A character from the Sonic the Hedgehog universe, though currently exclusive to the American adaptations (cartoon, comics). She's a young rabbit who was partially roboticized by Dr. Robotnik and now possesses a strong cybernetic left arm and two cybernetic legs, the latter of which have been retrofitted with thrusters, enabling her to fly. She speaks with a(n inexplicable) Southern American accent, is an elite Freedom Fighter and is one of Sonic's best buds. When she first appeared in SatAM she was kind of stout and cute, like one would expect a cartoon rabbit to be, but Archie comics later refined her design and aged her a couple of years, and she's actually kind of hot now.
Bunnie Rabbot is not a misspelling! It's a Sonic character! I know damn well how to spell "bunny rabbit".
Bunnie Rabbot by Gijy Tiwit June 24, 2007
A man who shares living space with another man in a 2-man cell in prison. (not a reference to homosexuality; a bunkie is just a roommate)
"I got a new bunkie today; he caught his case 2 years ago."

"My bunkie and I played cards to pass the time our unit was on lockdown."
bunkie by Cornucopia July 2, 2007
An English/Scottish pet name, used as a term of endearment. It means a short, plump person, originating from the word buntin, meaning stout.
"Calm down, buntie."
Buntie by aids~ October 10, 2020