Bundies

(n) Irregular underwear, found loose in a bin. Usually discovered at a dirt mall, flea market, or other discount venue.

Note 1: Irregularities are generated through factory mistakes in mass-production.

Note 2: In most cases, people find that in spite of the substantial discount, the low cost of bundies is not worth the trade. Due to a lack of packaging, you do not know where bundies have been. In addition, most irregularities make bundies so uncomfortable they are functionally useless.

While rummaging through a big crate of bundies, I found a pair of tighty whities with one leg hole too big, and one leg hole too small, but that was nothing compared to the boxer shorts with a collar.

by bundies February 27, 2010

The Bundy

It is the masturbation method made famous by Al Bundy.

"I did the bundy lastnight because my girl friend wouldnt give me the shag."

by Da G Man Funk June 29, 2008

bundy

Bundaberg. A brand of alcohol.

Hey Robbo, chuck us another Bundy, will ya?

by Rollo47 July 11, 2003

bundy

Cheap, horey, sketchy.

Someone who lives in a dodgey, poor, shit hole would buy bundy shit.

You're a bundy cunt

by bundy101 November 1, 2017

Bundy

A crack head that can’t pronounce simple Spanish

Bundy: YOUSNAVI, CARNIVAL, ALBANZA, PEARAPPLESEGWAY
Kid: *literally fucking dies*

by SomeDude73737 April 20, 2019

bundy

n. A desperate act accompanied by failure, usually caused by extreme poverty or irredeemable luck.

I made a white-trash sandwich with steak-umms, ketchup, and cheese-whiz, and white bread. It tasted like shit. I pulled a bundy.

He pulled a bundy and bought a crappy 1978 Dodge station wagon.

by nekomi.net June 22, 2003

BUNDY

Is an acronym for "But unfortunately not dead yet" Usually prefixed with FUBAR.

Dude 1:"His company got hit with several mortars."
Dude 2:"Damn, what's their condition?"
Dude 1:"FUBAR BUNDY"

by Dimitrii Michhailovich March 31, 2011