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bullshitimia 

The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.
As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"
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Bullshitaphobic 

A person who can't stand someone's bullshit. Or a person who doesn't take shit from no one.
Jesse: "Bitch, I'm bullshitaphobic, I don't give a fuck about you."
Bullshitaphobic by SadXhuntress February 7, 2021

bullshitinosis 

A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.
Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS
bullshitinosis by yoda321 November 6, 2009

Bullshitism 

it's what makes up 95% of all Religion.
Bullshitism is what keeps idiots believing in Religion in the first place.
Bullshitism by NeMeSiSM66 October 8, 2004

Bullshitism 

When anything happens, reminds you of the word "bullshit"...
Tracher: paraphrase this...
Student A: bluh bluh bluhing bluh... (although a good answer)
Student B: (whispering) bullshit...
Teacher: That was buuuullshiiiit
Student B raising his hand: bullshitism gentlemen, Its called bullshitism

Teacher: ...!
(Even you reading this may simply say: bullshit!)
Bullshitism by VjForever May 13, 2016

bullshitalian 

an italian-american (usually a man) who pretends to be excessively italian, saying things like 'grazie' and 'fuggetaboutit' all the time. the bullshitalian will often pretend to be affiliated with the mafia, (though a real mafioso will never, ever, reveal their identity) or will sometimes pretend that their name is something very italian. some bullshitalians will wear silly 'native' clothing that they bought at a store down the street, pretending they got it in the bronx ten years ago.
he's such a bullshitalian

Bullshitious 

Bullshit but making it sound fancy.
"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"
Bullshitious by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013