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Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme

A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.

Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.

This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
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Rusty-crusty bulldozer 

This only happens once a year, usually on the fourth of July. A man and a woman join in sexual relations, and the man dips his man meat in caramel and he puts it in the freezer and waits for the caramel to harden. Then the woman lays on the floor and the man gets running start, then at full speed he rams the woman in her shitnozzle. He will then proceed to push the woman around on her face, thus the name "Rusty-crusty bulldozer".
My girlfriend is all pissy now cuz she got rugburn when i gave her the Rusty-crusty bulldozer.

Beluga Bulldozer 

This is a physically demanding task, which incorporates a slight amount of theatrics. A girl is tied to a chair/bed/wall. The guy walks to the other side of the room, gets a hard-on, and then shouts "Beluga Bulldozer!" After doing so, he charges over to the other side of the room like an angry whale, tackling the female with his behemoth boner.
"Julie, why are you limping?"
"Aw it's nothing, really. I just got Beluga Bulldozed by Chris last night...thats all."

bourgeois bulldozer 

Posh, air-polluting SUVs that are about as likely to go-off road as fly to Spain. Generally driven by overpaid soccer mothers.
The guy in that bourgeois bulldozer is obviously compensating for something.

The Burmese Bulldozer 

To have a python size d*ck and also and be able to dig deep like a miner.
"Man she couldn't take it when I gave her the burmese bulldozer"
A guy who plows a plethora of women in a short amount of time
Jason had sex with 10 girls last week! Dudes a total Bulldozer.
Bulldozer by Lfc20 January 6, 2014

MEATBALL BULLDOZER 

WHEN YOU INSERT YOUR PENIS AND TESTICLES ENTIRELY IN A WOMANS VAGINA. SOMETIME FORCEFULLY AND SOMETIMES NOT.
MAN, LAST NIGHT THIS CHICK WAS PRETTY LOOSE, I WAS ABLE TO PERFORM A MEATBALL BULLDOZER ON HER. SUCCESSFULLY!!!!