cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019

Go to buggery

1. A lighthearted and humorous alternative to either "Get fucked" or "Go to hell". Literally, "Leave now, and sometime in the near future find and participate in an act of sodomy."
2. To enter an unfavorable situation.

"You don't like it? Go to buggery."

by zmp February 10, 2005

Buggerance Factor

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.

That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.

by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019

You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.

EPISODE . . . 4

Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?

Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

by WannabeTheBloodyFoxy September 21, 2011

Bugger King

A fast food chain where you can get fucked in the ass while enjoying a flamebroiled burger

Have you checked out Bugger King? You can get meat in both holes there!

by bácón January 17, 2022

Chocolate Butler

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.

We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!

by CaptShrek13 April 4, 2011

Bugger all

Sometimes hyphenated. A British expression meaning "nothing."

I know precisely bugger all about nuclear thermodynamics.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003