fuckstick

1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.

2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.

1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.

by Choda Boy 57 February 26, 2007

Fucksticks

1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.

1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!

by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

backtick

Known as ` It's by the 1 key.

I own you man! `````````

by Unleashed2k September 9, 2004

Fuckstickery

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

bucksecks

Internet slang derived from the term "Butt sex" and modified from pre-existing "buttsecks".

"Y helo thar! Bucksecks?!"

by Zeto, the DUNE fanatic December 23, 2005

Burnstick

Another word for cigarette

I need to smoke a burnstick

by Mtrdocz October 20, 2016